Peter Sagal: “Simon, Florida Rep. Peter Nehr, he is the latest politician to get caught sending topless photos of himself on the Internet, this has happened from time to time. But Mr. Nehr, unlike others, came up with a really good excuse though, what was it?” 

Simon Amstell: “I don’t know!  …. What did he do, to, uh”

Peter Sagal: “Why did he do it?” 

Simon Amstell: “Why did he do it?” 

Peter Sagal: “Why did he do it?”

Simon Amstell: “Why did he send the photos?”

Peter Sagal: “Why did he send the photos?”

Simon Amstell: “Well, people get a bit horny, don’t they?”

Peter Sagal: “Well, they do but that’s not what he said.”

Simon Amstell: “He said…”

Peter Sagal: “that…”

Simon Amstell: “he uh, he was concerned about a rash and he was sending it to a friend uh, who was in some way medical who could possibly help with the rash.”

Peter Sagal: “That’s not a bad excuse but that’s not what he said.”

Simon Amstell: “he said, ‘I am a human being! And just because I hold an office it does not mean that I don’t have sexual organs! It doesn’t mean I don’t have needs!!’ he said, GIVE ME A BREAK PEOPLE!! DO I NOT BLEED?!!!

Mo Rocca: “That was beautiful!!”